You Know You’re a CSS Ninja When…

Uh, I generally don’t like using Ninja, Guru, Rockstar.. but hell for this article isn’t written by me ;p

I would really just like to consider myself as a Lover…..rawwrr hahaha!

So lets get on it..

Possible Symptoms

  1. The first thing you look at on the site is the Source Code. guilty as charged sigh
  2. You’re extremely obsessed with xhtml/css validation. not when its beyond my control
  3. You get annoyed at sloppy code, and have the urge to re-write it even though the site doesn’t belong to you. yes which sometime shucks
  4. You live by the Semantics Bible. i try
  5. You hate IE6 with a passion, possibly IE in general, and you wish it goes to hell. i dont hate IE.. and thats the truth but it drives me crazy from time to time
  6. Bad usability pisses you off and makes you want to yell at the designer of the site. yeah if the old UI works fine, don’t change it.. or at least realign not revamp
  7. Have all kinds of web developer add-ons on your browser, where it starts looking like a space ship console. i use chrome inspect element.. on ff, i use firebug & ietab.. thats about it
  8. You wish all browsers behaved the same and there was no such thing as cross-browser testing. yes and no.. i like the challenges to make websites look the same on all browsers.. but ie gosh ie, u r really a pain to deal with at times ;p
  9. You talk to yourself when debugging and maybe drop a few ‘F’ Bombs here and there. who doesn’t do that must be crazy
  10. You’re personalized homepage is filled with developer/designer RSS feeds. nope i only read links from tweets
  11. You don’t mind coding away till 4 in the morning. oh yeah baby, u get the best of ur brain coding in the wee hours of the morning
  12. Book marking sites become a part of daily life. yeah, of cool tricks to learn
  13. You start dreaming of CSS techniques. yes.. scary but true.. sigh
  14. You can type lines of CSS code faster than you can throw ninja stars. u dont call me orang type banyak for nothing
  15. When your spouse rolls their eyes at your lame CSS/Web jokes. can u tell me any css/web jokes… like u suck as hard as ie6.. like that? omg that is lame.. sorry i have a life out of my obsessive relationship with css & web
  16. When your spouse has to compete against your computer and website. we’ll have our own pc and website
  17. When you IM other CSS ninjas to complain/criticize poorly designed sites. omg really.. so keypochi.. i dont do that apparently
  18. Buy domain names left and right when you don’t even need them. i have a couple but not left and right ;p
  19. When you either laugh out loud or get really angry when visiting this site. hahahahaha lets relive the older days where geocities and angelfire websites rocked our livessssss!!!
    (Warning: Do not look in the source code if you have a weak heart or are pregnant, it may result in serious injuries).
  20. You read this whole article and thought I was writing about YOU. buddy, your ending was predictable

I got tagged!

wahaha. tagged by momochi

Syarat dan peraturan:

  1. Apabila telah terpilih dengan malangnya, silalah menulis 16 perkara paling rawak sama ada tentang fakta, perangai tak senonoh ataupun hala tuju hidup anda.
  2. Silalah hasut 16 orang lain untuk melakukan perkara ini.
  3. Sila tanda manusia yang telah menanda anda di peringkat awal.
  4. Ketahuilah, jika anda terpilih ia adalah kerana anda juga manusia biasa yang perlukan perhatian dan kasih sayang yang secukupnya ketika bayi.

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  1. pemalu n pendiam with people yang tak baik sgt. but with close friends and people i feel comfy with, i can get really hyper n bengong
  2. have been told countless times “kalau tengok wanie makan pape pun ko akan teliur ahh..die makan nasik ngn kicap ngn telo mate pon nampak heaven..” = passionate about makan
  3. have CH703 turned on all the time bile tgk astro
  4. love riding on rapidkl esp for its leather seats.. arghh sedap tido n melayan emo
  5. obsessed dengan suare sendiri (well known fact among frens wahaahaha). if u guys listen to ur fave artist on ipod. i listen to my own voice on my bean wahahaha!
  6. karaoke mcm artist. feeling emo habis nangis joget bagai
  7. can be moody at times, happy most of the time
  8. senang blush hahahaha so jan la usik akuu malu maluahhaahah
  9. dont like to be around ppl i aint comfortable with *something i’d have to work on this year
  10. malas mandi n potong kuku. everytime balik rumah mesti kene marah sebab kuku panjang. tapi sbenarnye kuku ni yang asik nak panjng cepat sgt. grrrr
  11. wants to reach financial freedom before 30 ;p
  12. loves guys with 3 names with the 3rd being his dad’s name
  13. deep deep deep inside and tak pernah lekang kat kepale, wishing to be a better better better Muslim.. and to bertaubat for all the sins, mistakes that i’ve done all these years (takde significance why is it the last 3 fact about me kang taruk atas2 kene cop poyo plakk)
  14. wants to spend the rest of my life with someone who’s a great companion.. in everything that we both do.. :)
  15. wants to forgive everyone who has done me wrong in the past.. and hope all those who i’ve made mistakes too, shall forgive me..
  16. wants to give lotsa lotsa lotsa love to myself, my parents, my siblings, my close friends and my lifetime companion (insyaAllah)

and now 16 people to tag (i dont have a lot of blogger friends hehehe) but lets seeee

 

  1. rai
  2. eizil
  3. bardy
  4. epan
  5. aisyahrozii
  6. NH, geng syiok sendiri i!
  7. matty
  8. firdyyy (my occassional scandal ehehe)
  9. firdouss (my longlonglongtime scandal wahaha)
  10. batsy (my hpm boipren hahaha)
  11. whiztech (becoz he’s always reading my blog hehehehe thanksss deariee)
  12. my cousin yana!!!
  13. doidi (aku tau ko takde blog ko tulis kat comment aku je lah wahahaha)
  14. my sis athirah who i know secretly read my blog ;p
  15. aizuuu
  16. and lastly, takleh nak reveal lagi kang kantoi. but keyword die: pakbab (wahahahaha!)

damn shit nampak sgt aku tak banyak blogger frens wahahaha